Kruntry Krismus Slambang Klambake*

It's been too long since the last time. Beulahland is brimming with Kruntry Krismus potential. Like what you say? Oh ho ho! Cheg this out:

Krismus krafts:
BB gun Beer Kan Luminaries!
Wal-mart Ad Paper Snowflakes!

Krismus lights:
Plug N' Toss!!! (See video for instruktions)

Kerosene:
What's a party at Beulahland without some sort of bonfire? This will also be in konjunction with attempted baking of the bricks we made at 60 Hours.

Karoling:
If you have an instrument & know how to play a Krismus Karol on it, bring it! Let's sing around the tree!!

Knoshing:
Venison treats!

Krismus movie:
Watch National Lampoon Krismus Vakation projekted all big and stuff! I'm sure we will able to invent an awesome game that goes along with it....

And much, much more....
* Bing Krosbyism - no actual baking of klams will take place